Sitting on the Throne

What a coincidence!!
About two days ago, I was posting stuff about power outage in Jakarta, and guess what… I got power outage last night!! I’ve been stranded here at Uncle Sam’s land for 9 years, this is my first power outage longer than 5 minutes. It’s actually scarier that I thought… walo disini ngga ada sundel bolong, suster ngesot serta kawan2nya, tetep ajah gueh jiper gelap2an. Untung ada si pacar yang baru ajah dateng (less than 5 minutes befor the power was out!!) and ada Choco n Chokie yang juga ketakutan nempel sama gueh molo. Dasar anjing2 pengecut!! Well it’s better than ketakutan sendirian…

So, this morning the whole office was debating about keberadaan boss gueh. Some really sure he is in the office, but ngga bisa ngebuktiin sama yang ngga percaya boss gueh udah hadir. From 25 employees, only one person actually smart enough to see to the parking lot to find the boss’ car, which is me. It proven, the boss is in the building. But still, no one able to locate him. We run and dig the holes, just incase kalo emang the boss ngumpet or kejepit disela-sela yang ngga jelas (mudah2an bukan sela2 rok co-worker gueh, apalagih kejepit?? Horor…) Back to the boss, he is still missing. Sekantor mulai panic gara2 banyak yang telp buat the boss, include the BIG boss, bokapnya the boss. And suddenly I heard the hallelujah theme pas salah satu co-worker gueh bilang “I found him! He’s sitting on the throne.” Cash n kontan, spontan, seisi kantor pada ngakak, but not me. OK gueh akuin, I’m lost!! Dengan polos gueh tanya, kenapa si bule pada ngakak. Mereka Cuma bilang “He’s sitting on the throne all this time!!” si bule ngakak semakin gede… n gueh… *krik krik krik* still lost... Truss salah satu bule pengertian sama satu2nya asia dikantor (gueh) and si bule terangin ke gueh. Akhirnya gueh bisa ngakak bareng sama yang lain… ternyata the boss lagih boker!!!

Tentang bonyok gueh yang lagih balik ke indo, akhirnya terbukti kalo cinta gueh ke bonyok kaga nepok sebelah tangan. Nyokap sibuk nyuruh gueh telp semaleman. Ahhhh terbukti banget kalo gueh anak yang disayang… Apa gueh cuma berprasangka ajah?? Hhmm… gueh ngga mao tau…