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Dogs are the other words for a bundle of joy, but my dogs are bundles of fury of joy. Bedanya?? It’s the fury part…

Let me introduce you with my first dog, Choco Bo (baca: coko). He is an Aquarius Yorkshire terrier! As the first pup in the house, he was a spoiled brat. He was so small (even fit on my palm!), round and fury. He was very cute, even bonyok n pacar pada rela angkatin ee’nya coko yang super bau n belepotan di karpet. Yupe, he was that cute! (kebayang kalo gueh yang kaya gitu?? Jamin si pacar kabur n gueh di kick out ma bonyok!!*najis talk*)
Suatu hari kita, para manusia (gueh, bonyok and pacar), ngerasa cape buat bersihin ee’nya coko yang bertebaran kaga jelas. Tiba2 *ting* muncul ide buat beli fence kecil yang bisa buat si coko at least stay di satu tempat ajah kalo lagih ngga ada orang dirumah. Next thing happen, we got the fence!
Malem pertama with the fence: tangisan n ratapan coko menggema seluruh rumah. Senjata coko paling ampuh dikeluarin supaya para manusia ngga tega. Tapi perkiraan coko salah, para manusia tetep cuek bebek. Walo sebenernya gueh tetep ngintip dari jauh keberadaan coko (maklum, malam pertama) akhirnya mata gueh ngantuk n nyerah sama kasur. Tiba2 gueh kesadar dari tidur gueh tengah malem nyariin tangisan coko, ternyata udah ngga nangis. Dengan bangganya gueh ngerasa menang dari coko n tangisan anjingnya. Ternyata si Coko bisa molor dengan tenangnya di fence. So the fence solve the problem? I was wrong, less than twenty minutes later I heard coko mengais ngais in front of my bedroom door. I opened the door and let him cuddle next to me. Then I realize…First, how did he escape from fence? Second, how the heck he got here!!?? My bed is at the 2nd floor!!
Next afternoon, it was giliran pacar jaga coko. He caught coko on act, how he escape from the fence. He was literally climbing the fence like a human with 4 arms!! Keren lah kau, coko!!
So, the plan to stop coko from boker all over the house is failed… Gueh akuin kehebatanmu, coko!!

1 ½ years later, I got another pup, I called him Chokie (baca:coki), it rhyme well with Choco. Bukan nya gueh kurang daya kreatipitas or imajinasi, tp gueh emang sengaja nama kedua anjing gueh mirip. Kebiasaan ini gueh dapet dari bonyok gueh yang kasih nama kedua anaknya Martin dan Marta.
Coki is a light brown toy poodle. According to the breeder, he is one of the oops pups (dengan kata lain , anak yang ngga diharapkan/akibat kecelakaan lupa pake kondom). Coki has different character with coko. Unlike coko, coki ngga nyebar bala all over the house, alias ee’ n pee2nya selalu di pad. Tapi, secara coki pipisnya blom lurus (selayaknya anak kecil) walo dia udah berdiri di pad, tetep ajah pipisnya klewar kliwir dilantai… I guess coki blom ada commonsense tentang kestabilan bidikan, kekuatan arus air dan kecepatan angin sekitar bisa mempengaruhi sasaran. Kudu gueh masukin les menembak. Coki’s dogality (personality buat anjing) is perky and dorky. Kalo manusia, gueh gambarin dia kaya orang yang kalo jalan selalu loncat2, skipping steps, bright smile, in slow motion… Kuping panjangnya menggelepar-gelepar tiap dia jalan. Ngeliat kelakuan coki sama ajah kaya nonton stress relief video, yang spontan bikin loe senyum.

Each day I got home, both of them menyambut gueh dengan excitement, which makes me forgot all the problem outside the house. They are my stress reliever…